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major van winkle - #wkl lyrics

[verse 1]
i don’t ever start no sh-t unless i plan to finish
the handsome menace b-tch, i’m brilliant off a can of guinness
i’m down to earth but i can’t tell what f-cking planet this is
i sit my nephew down like boy, “you know what an acid trip is?”
“you know these girls love instagram and showing their -ss in pictures”
but if that ho just want your cash, then homie keep your distance
i’m way past my limit b-tch, i’m still driving drunk
but if i die today, remember me like ryan dunn
who the f-ck have i become?
well who cares in the first place
and i’m probably gonna join that club
when i reach my twenty seventh birthday
cause my word play is on first place
and your girl say that she swallowed too much c-m
to be thirsty but she’s your date so…

[hook 1]
stop lying baby say the truth
yeah i tell her i ain’t lying, i’m a sabertooth
blaze the booth, pay my dues, now i need some cash
f-ck your b-tch, smoke a j, wiz khalifa laugh

[verse 2]
wiz khalifa laugh, cause all i need tonight
is some weed and a piece of -ss
you ever seen a raunchy rapper take the peaceful path?
i’m honor roll, if anyone of my past teachers ask
my speakers blast dirty rap until they need a bath
yeah we the clash, white riots in the streets at last
if life’s a gas, i’m a hybrid and i’m beeping at
you gas guzzling motherf-ckers you easy p-ss
for me it’s cash required until my rapping -ss retires
you know this kid seems pretty smart, i bet he’s watched the wire
he probably sells narcotics on the stoop with all those stupid
kids that like the use of that ebonics and their music b-tch it’s
major van, yeah i bit the hand that fed me
cause me to rap is f-cking rock n’ roll to elvis presley
i’m nestle crunchin’ all on your chick
hershey kissin’ all on my lips
you fergalicious, b-tch well drop that london bridge and take a hit
cause life’s a trip but i ain’t never falling
cause i been hard since aaron carter bumped up on my walkman
it’s walker texas ranger, that awfully s-xy stranger
i’m baby jesus in the manger, yelling f-ck you haters
it’s major van winkle, the white man dingo
i’m throwing loosies in the sky, b-tch you can ask ringo
if he’s a star then i’m a star, i put that on my drumstick
if hip-hop don’t work out, for me i’ll try my luck with dubstep
try some other dumb sh-t, i got my mother upset
my stomach’s about to rupture, sh-t i don’t know what i’m drunk with
his rhymes are so repugnant
sike ya’ll don’t see the purpose
i talk in the past tense, cause my present’s perfect

[hook 2]
stop lying baby say the truth
yeah i tell her i ain’t lying, i’m a sabertooth
blaze the booth, play my tunes, then repeat ’em back
f-ck your b-tch, smoke a j, wiz khalifa laugh

- major van winkle lyrics

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