malachi crunch - sterling sy sperling lyrics
you don’t look bad now
but you wouldn’t mind looking better
not a young lad now
y’see more hairs on your sweater
now don’t get mad now
there’s a man who’s got the answer
not just a fad now
poly-fuse hair enhancer
he’s sterling!
sy sperling
a regular johnny hairseed
in the rug club he’s a giant
but still remains a client
now don’t you be defiant
get that weave you need!
‘member what he said man
if you really want to wow her
need a hairy head man
and not a hairy shower
get him on the phone man
every day a little thinner
need to be shown man
a picture of yul brynner
unfurling
sy sperling
a regular johnny hairseed
he’ll improve your self-esteem
flush the minoxodil cream
come join the hair club team
get that weave you need!
riff [hair today, gone tomorrow]
‘see you got your weave now
you’re sporting a 90’s fashion
and i b’lieve now
you got baldy’s teeth a-gnashin’
lookin’ awful swell now
got a super-duper smile on
can’t even tell now
that your head is full of nylon
he’s sterling!
sy sperling
a regular johnny hairseed
in the rug club he’s a giant
but still remains a client
now don’t you be defiant
get that weave you need!
get that weave you need!
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