malcolm it - in the game lyrics
[verse 1]
last month, there was an accident
a man who’s doing taxes and he’s bored
super bored
like really super bored
he turns on his game machine
but there’s nothing that’s on the screen
confusion enters through him
so then he goes and
blows the cartridge, puts it in
but nothing happens, tries again
still nothing, only nothing
and now he’s really mad
so he calls tech support
but they’re no help of any sort
but then something happens
the console zaps him in
[chorus]
now he’s in the game
he’ll have to win to leave
but if he loses once
he’s trapped eternally
beating all the bosses
collecting every coin
he’s gonna need a 1+up
or else he’ll be destroyed
[verse 2]
halfway there from beating it
he’s low on health, he’s needing any help
any help that he can even get
but he’s not doing great
these spikes and pits and foes and crates aren’t much
aren’t enough to keep him on his feet
here comes a boss stage
no problem, this is one he’s played before
played before, he starts and then
he jumps and shoots and beats him up
he wins and then moves on to the next stage
the next stage, progress is being made
[chorus]
now he’s in the game
he’ll have to win to leave
but if he loses once
he’s trapped eternally
beating all the bosses
collecting every coin
he’s gonna need a 1+up
or else he’ll be destroyed
[verse 3]
here comes the very final boss
he’s nervous now
he’s never won before
he doesn’t know who, he doesn’t know how
the battle is immense
he fights so long for nights and days
on minimal health
he’s able to strive and beat the game
[chorus]
now he beat the game
he’s finally free
he fought the final boss
and now it’s clear to see
he’s mastered the game
from every single stage
now victory is his
for him to come and take
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