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malik forté - l...a....g... surfin' lyrics

[hook]
all i do is lag…. coz my connection’s bad
all i do is lag…. coz my connection’s bad
all i do is la-a-a-a-a-g…. coz my connection’s ba-a-a-a-ad
all i do is lag…. coz my connection’s bad

[verse 1]
my character be skippin’, my connection ain’t workin’
don’t care if they be trippin’ cuz i’m lagging on purpose
i lag on purpose, i lag on purpose, i lag on purpose, my character be surfin’
i lag in the shooters, i lag in the brawlers
i make a helghast look like nightcrawler
and for my internet, i’ll never pay a dollar
i’m jacking wi-fi from my neighbor neighbor’s router
you hating my connection so you wanna fight me
but you can bite me, i got that nat type 3!!
(i got that nat type 3) yeah, get like me!
i’ll leave your character’s camera spinning like spike lee!
my port’s all closed with the firewall up!
i make broadband look so dial-up… (that’s right!)
you wired up? i guess that makes you a rookie
that stable internet is for the p-ssies!

[hook]

[skit]
ahhhhhh f-ck! i ju– i knew i was gonna get booted
i just knew it! i knew it was gonna happen…
allright… chill out, i’m a lagger, i’m used to this…
let’s try this one more time…

[verse 2]
i just got booted, now it’s time to bring it back
i do this for the red pings all across the map
where my cord pullers at? where my lag switchers at?
3kb my download, my connection speed is wack!
when i ninja defuse, my opponents scream bs
i’m especially useful when i’m playing ctf
i’m that dot that be blinkin’ on your in-game gps
you would think i got my internet through metropcs
these fools on call of duty use a uav to see me
get confused when they can’t find me ‘cuz i’m pulling a houdini
you too booty, you can’t beat me, ‘cuz my lag is like my wheaties
i be slidin’ yamaguchi, when i move you can’t defeat me
i lag on purpose, you -ss and worthless
with that i know i got this in the bag, for certain… (yeah)
so remember when you try to act tough
that my internet f-ckin’ sucks!

[hook]

[outro]
yeah
they say my connection is disrespectful and my modem is lamar odom…
capable of a lot but inconsistent, haha…
i have to say i agree, haha… you know what i’m sayin’ yeah!
you ever heard that…. that phrase?
“game experience may change online”?
well, they were talkin’ about me… haha!
ah, yeah i don’t know if you guys know but…
i f-ckin’ lag my -ss off
no matter where it is…. ???

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