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mallow - cheese & cheddar lyrics

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cheese and cheddar, the bread and the b+tter, cream pie your stepmother, and let your father watch, you and her play hopscotch, i love a piece of b+tterscotch, i drank a whole bottle of scotch, and drove my dodge into the wall of a motor lodge, oh my gosh

i went to bangkok, found the corn on the cob, sucked it off, oh why did i chew f+ck off, go to h+ll, p+ss off, get lost, screw off, log off, the internet, i’m trying to get my cheddar up, why does this b+tch think she’s so tough, she won’t be tough after she’s f+cking rough, and stuffеd, you think that’s a bluff, go get the handcuffs out of the paddy wagon, and hеr and i will be sh+gging

f+ck, i didn’t realise she was a hoglin from minecraft, you know, that place you can craft an ass, hop on my sp+cecraft, and climb up my mineshaft, c+n+l, b+tches ask me how, just put on a strap on, turn attack mode on, flight mode enabled, tap on it, you don’t have to sleep on it, all you have to do is jump on it, and cream on it, did you know meteor showers are the same thing as baby showers

every time i f+ck a lady, baby’s fall from the stratosphere, you can imagine those heavy showers, give that little baby a flower, empower her, and bow to her, tell her that she has superpowers, unlike austin powers, i heard that man knocked down the twin towers, he made the world sour, he even scared away entire cow heards, that’s why he grew a beard

to hide his identity, he missed out on his wife’s pregnancy, that assh0l+ has zero empathy, i don’t even know how he’s gotten through life successfully, he never developed mentally, allegedly, he shot kennedy, had help from the deputy, he doesn’t deserve any pity, he should get the death penalty, holy sh+t, is that a gnat in your tea, that’s just so unnecessary

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