marc gunn - the wreck of the bold lady jean lyrics
i’ll tell you a story of pirates so bold
who sailed through the air to put gold in our hold
we sacked lots of merchants and navy men too
but when we took on a dragon, our payment was due
singing fly high di+dye+do
singing fly low di+day
we first found her lair in the mountains so tall
in a cave up so high hard to see it at all
we anchored a+lea and we slid down the ropes
giggling like schoolboys and strolling like dopes
we had never been bested as yet as a crew
we were bold, young, and strong, and we knew what to do
till davy and jonas were sn+tched in those jaws
and young timmy cartеr was split by her claws
‘twas only a moment beforе we got wise
one dragon is worth more than 20 our size
we fell back a+pantin’ to the ship and her guns
and wished that the cannon b+lls weighed 50 tons
well, the first shot went wide, and she roared in her ire–
and a blast from her maw set the p++p deck on fire
the cap’t he cursed at the cost to his ship
as her tail split the mast when around it did whip
“let’s haul ass me hearties,” the captain he cried
“or she’ll splatter our guts on that cold mountainside!”
he drew out his cutlass and parted the rope
and we crawled away slowly, not daring to hope
we were sure we were goners, or charcoal at best–
but the dragon turned round and went back to her nest
a single conclusion made every man frown–
we weren’t worth the trouble o’ hunting us down
now we limped our way down to the nearest sea port
and the shipwrights all at our poor ship they did snort
their laughter it rang from the shore to the skies–
“you ain’t the first idjits a seekin’ that prize.”
so when you hunt dragons, remember their might
and don’t go a thinkin’ it’s an average fight
best sneak up behind them with cunning and stealth–
or instead of a’stealin’ you’ll add to their wealth
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