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marc with a c - i'm in love with everyone i know lyrics

in case there’s ever any questions
of if i’m nice
or if i’m mean
well, the truth is
i’m really a pterodactyl
in a human body
cause otherwise
i’d be extinct
i live on plants and vegetables
i love my girlfriend
and i love
the occasional b movie
now i like from justin to kelly
but i hate american idol
what the h-ll is wrong with marc with a c?

i know i’m in love
with everyone i know
but i just cut my hair off
so don’t you dare call me a hippie
i’m in love
with everyone i know
but i can’t seem to figure out anything about myself
so what’d i do?

i went out
and i took an on-line personality quiz
where it turns out
i’m veronica sawyer
from the late eighties movie heathers
and i don’t stand
for bullsh-t conformity
and the quiz said i’ve got me a wicked thing for
christian slater
but that’s not right
i don’t swing that way
i just wasn’t cut
from that bolt of cloth
even though i like pump up the volume
i hated his movie kuffs
you can’t even find that movie down at
stardust

but i know i’m in love
with everyone i know
except for christian slater
i don’t know him
he’s exempt
otherwise, i’m in love
with everyone i know
and i can see the good
in everyone i’ve ever met
except my dad
we’ve had a bad relationship
and all the people that cut me off on the way to work
n0body’s perfect
i mean, look at yourself in the mirror
and ask yourself
honestly
“when was the last time
i called my mom?”

my mom
got beat up
at a monster truck rally
and if i was there
i woulda kicked some -ss
cause for a guy that wears gl-sses
i can really serve some sh-t
you’d be surprised
but afterwards
i would’ve had to tell them
that i’m in love
with everyone i know
even if you go to monster truck rallies
drink busch beer
and beat up moms
i’m still in love
with everyone i know
and that’s just not pc to say
in this day and age
if you said
“marc, why are you in love
with everyone you know?”
i’d say, “it’s cause the pixies are goin’ on tour for the first time in over ten years!”
and that’s why i’m in love
with everyone i know
and i can see the good
in everyone i’ve ever met
even you

- marc with a c lyrics

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