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marc with a c - laura, i need medicine (2007) lyrics

[verse 1]
got a crush on a girl named donna pinciotti
and i wanna take her home and play a badass game of yahtzee
her real name is laura, and i just want another chance
to not make so much noise next time i’m goin’ through her trash
i’d make her a bowl of soup just to hear the girl say thanks
i’d bet fifteen million dollars that she sh+gs like a manx
but i’m just a normal guy so i’ll never get the chance
to undo her polyester blouse and get into those seventies pants

[chorus]
oh, laura i need medicine, laura be my vicodin
laura you’re my demerol, i wanna wash you down with alcohol
laura bе my nembutal, laura you’re my tuinal
laura is my bag of reds, oh, laura is my favoritе redhead

[verse 2]
i’m not obsessed, but i just got a tattoo of your name across my scr+t+m
and if you don’t like these songs, you can pretend i haven’t wrote ’em
we could dress up like kiss, ’cause i wouldn’t mind doin’ your make+up
we could talk about eric and all the things that caused your break+ups
and i even loved you in that stupid gap commercial
and if for a second, you might allow me to get personal
i kept a used tube of lipstick you once threw away
so now i’m gonna clone you using your lips’ dna
[chorus]
oh, laura i need medicine, laura be my vicodin
laura you’re my demerol, i wanna wash you down with alcohol
laura be my nembutal, laura you’re my tuinal
laura is my bag of reds, oh, laura is my favorite redhead

[bridge: marc with a c, marc with a $]
why don’t we see what my alter+ego, marc with a $ has to say on the matter?
nah, see, yo, yo
we’ve got a bigger problem now
there’s a giraffe in my hood and i’m gonna tell you all about it
using lots of unnecessary swearing and violent threats i never plan to carry out (wooo!)
here we go
yo! there’s a giraffe in my hood
how much wood could he chuck if he could chuck wood?
gonna be extinct like a wack bald eagle
sting did the soundtrack to [?]
“marc! what’s he gonna do with this?”
shut the f+ck up and mind your own business
or i’m [?] ass right straight to h+ll
i’m gonna cancel you quicker than the xfl
i’ll p+ss in your eyes and give you yellow ears
empty a bottle of hot sauce in your ears
set your dad on fire while i take your niece
i’m gonna coat your cereal with stds
put you to the toilet like you got the runs
make you eat three week old cinnabons
put you in g+y p+rn, and [?]
and put it [?]
and a question crossed my mind while i watched your rerun tapes
i just gotta know, does the carpet match the drapes?
[chorus]
laura i need medicine, laura be my vicodin
laura you’re my demerol, i wanna wash you down with alcohol
laura be my nembutal, laura you’re my tuinal
laura is my bag of reds, oh, laura, let me give you head

- marc with a c lyrics

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