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marcia belsky - 100 tampons (live from comedy central stand-up) lyrics

[verse 1/chorus]
remember when nasa sent a woman to sp+ce for only six days
and they gave her 100 tampons
100 tampons
and they asked, “will that be enough?”
’cause they didn’t know if that was enough
these are our nation’s greatest minds
they are literally rocket scientists
they also tied the tampons together
by the strings like sausages
100 tampons
a hundred tampons
i can picture it now
come with me
i’m sally ride and i’m going to sp+ce for the first time
i’m walking tall, i feel so proud
then i see a man running panicked through the crowd
he’s holding a large bag
i think, “what can this be?”
and then he hands 100 tampons to me
and then he hands 100 tampons to me
for one week
they could have asked me
i would have said, “maybe 33.”
’cause even if it were my period week
i probably already brought some with me
but you know
thanks, i guess
100 tampons, how does she use a tampon
when they tie the strings together
100 tampons
don’t hate me
525,600 tampons
everybody
525,000
tampons in sp+ce

- marcia belsky lyrics

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