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marcus edvardsson - mf plankton lyrics

you never had a chance to defeat me fool and you know why? because i’m an evil g+nius. you see i always get what i want and i want to rule the world haha! haha!
microscopic one+eyed monster, you know my name
caught myopic krabs off guard, stake my claim
as an evil, criminal, mastermind
gonna steal that formula and make it mine
i’ll rid of krabs like a s. t. d
it’ll be a bigger brawl than the ufc
i’ll stab krabs in the back with a rusty dagger
snap his sh+ll in half and watch the blood splatter
sure he’s got the claws, and the patties
but he ain’t got no b+tches i got karen’s fatty
but sadly he savvy and schеmes go badly
so i’m bout to hit him with my brand new plan: plan z
steal thе crown from neptune
taking his prized possession makes me the king of deception
i’ll frame krabs to avoid a conviction
and sell his precious little patties without his permission
every burger that they buy will have a brand new bucket hat
with brain control devices for enemy combat
as you can see, there’s n0body stopping me
i’m the baddest motherf+cker in the (deep blue see)
b+tch fishes get stitches for snitchin’ on me
chopped them into chum and then feed them to everybody
an unbeatable plan, i call it foil+proof
drank a whole bottle of moonshine 140 proof
when asked to prove it, he drank them under the table
told them other rappers move it, he dont need no record label
and copped there b+tches too, they crying boo+hoo
one two, three four, let’s see how many wh0res
mrs. puff puff pasted that ass over here
i f+cked her real good and said go grab me a beer
found myself a hot goth big tiddie mommy
f+ck her so hard i think it caused a tsunami
gotcha girl wet like we’re at goo lagoon
i took a deep dive cuz i’m drowning in poon
i’m a h+rny motherf+cker what can i say
i blow on karen’s cartridge everyday (+dennis coughs)
the names dennis the exterminator
im the best known k!ller since the terminator
i’m a ruthless, cold+blooded, vicious predator
when i’m through with you, you’ll be dead as a door nail
skipping bail, busting outta jail
hitman with a perfect score i never fail
l!cked victor and sunk the thug tug
found his girl later and got some rub n tug
i’ll chase them down on this sick ass bike
and i’ll stomp em to death with my giant spikes!
aaahahahaha i love this job!
i’ve got more k!lls than the f+cking mob b+tch!
while he’s on the hunt i’ll take over the town
they’ll all bow before me and be my minions now
cuz im a dictator just like napoleon
the number one villain on nickelodeon
all hail plankton they’ll cheer my name
i’ll have all the fortune, b+tches, and fame
ya never had a chance to defeat me fool
cuz i’m a short king, i was born to rule (uh)
they’ll now know what it’s like to get stepped on
the greatest supervillian to ever get slept on
by dawn you’ll be gone and just a memory
of what life was like before i conquered, the seven seas

- marcus edvardsson lyrics

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