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maria maldonado - besa mi culo lyrics

[introduction]
mira mi culo, bebé
¿no es asombroso?

[chorus]
oh, bebé, besa mi culo
usted es un puto
debe ahorra
mi culo es caro
oh, baby, but it’s so d-mn good

[verse 1]
you heard the words of the chorus
maria maldonado’s gorgeous
take a look at the -ss that’s before us
right on the other side of my cl-toris
yeah, it’s enormous but they say that it’s euphoric
all the f-ggots that had paid for it loved it
they say no other time they’ve had is above it
ain’t no secret that my -ss is beloved
just take a look at all the sp-ce i encomp-ss
if you haven’t heard me g-ssy, well, it’s quite the rumpus
you don’t know what it does to me, a spicy burrito
i stink sh-t up, f-ggot, yo admito
but you sniff that sh-t up, i’m your favorito
you can’t be flojito, it ain’t no culito
it’s bigger and badder than what we’ve seen before
just you wait, mariamania will cause an uproar
louder than the loudest fart i can ask for
i ain’t holding ‘em in no more, this is what my -ss for

[chorus]

[verse 2]
the first verse was rookie sh-t, an introduction
i haven’t had no plastic surgery or liposuction
my -ss is au naturel, no reconstruction
is needed for me to use as a means of seduction
‘cause the size of it’ll leave you too f-cked to function
let me introduce you to my f-ggot slave dungeon
nipple clamps, floggers, a bondage bed
if that sh-t turns you on, you’s f-cked in the head
but keep on jacking off ‘cause it’s the source of my earnings
you’ll take the pain without complaints no matter how bad it’s burning
pequeño joto, perdedor y mi devoto
keep spending all your money and you’ll end up a hobo
while i’m rolling in enough cash that i use it to wipe my -ss
‘cause i’m making more than a thousand every time i p-ss gas
and i’ve got a bas-m-nt of slaves paying to eat my dirty diapers
and i’ve got a bathroom of slaves paying to be my wipers
so i ain’t doing any work ‘cause these f-gs pay to do it for me
i’m not even sure why they do it, but i guess that it makes ‘em h-rny
and i ain’t one to question, my puerto rican indiscretion
gets paid a fifth of a million every time i get indigestion
and i get a lot of it

[chorus]

[bridge]
yo cago en la leche de tu puta madre
yo cago en la leche de tu puta padre
ooh

[verse 3]
i’m here to fertilize the ground with my favorite b-tch, jacquelyn
the both of us on your face ‘til we hear your bones crackling
and still don’t move our -sses, we don’t care if you lose consciousness
it ain’t thoughtlessness, we just wanna establish our dominance
you’re a c-cksucking, sh-t-eating, f-ggot–ssed b-tch
and it’s because of your f-ggotry i’m so f-cking rich
and a nicer person would take this opportunity to thank you for this
but i don’t give a f-ck about you, so go guzzle my p-ss
i can’t remember the last time i’ve actually done any labor
you losers wanna impress me so bad that you do me all of these favors
and you salivate at the sight of my -ss, you’d love tasting its flavors
but if you want it, you gotta pay, i ain’t awarding your good behavior
if anything, i should punish you more for being a brownie-hound
my -ss isn’t playing around, this is a battleground, weakling motherf-cker
pitiful c-cksucker, if you want a piece of my blubber, then don’t go gettin’ your lips puckered yet
even though my sweat makes you wet
and you already paid my debts, you’ve got some ch0r-s to do before you suck on it
tiene un pene microscópico, the jungle in my -ss and vag is just tropical
don’t matter if i shave, you’ll still lick it up like a popsicle
and i admit that i am bossy, i admit that i am pushy
but i’ll squish ya ‘til ya mushy, ‘til ya softer than a plushie
couches are overrated, i find your face just cushy
and i’m sure it’s even more heavenly to have a faceful of my tushy
‘specially when i’m farting, ‘cause i had a can of baked beans
it’s important that you eat it up, ‘cause f-g, you need your proteins
you’re skinny as f-ck, how do you expect me to take you serious
when i can see you’re f-cking rib-cage, b-tch, you must be delirious
i only date strapping young men who work to build their abs
you really thought you had a shot? you thought my -ss was up for grabs?
especially for a scrawny f-ck who still lives with his dads?
combined with the fact that you paid a fortune to eat my -ss?
nah, i don’t think so

[chorus]

[bridge]

[outro]
maria maldonado
her -ss is the el dorado
from colorado to santiago
everybody wants her culo
everybody wants her rosado
maria maldonado
if you get her, you won the lotto
from chicago until morocco
take heed to my motto
you’re in for a treat if she’s eating tacos

- maria maldonado lyrics

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