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mario william vitale - fungus lyrics

some women’s b-ms are standard size
while others’ are humungous
and some are daintier than pies
of mushroom-flavored fungus
some are shaped like pigskin b-lls
while others are much rounder
some are high as prison walls
and flatter than a flounder
they sometimes don’t match either tit
and may be callipygian
although the bosom’s not a hit
and breast is linked to pigeon
some, like men’s moustaches, droop
while other are far firmer
than chinese tourists in a group
from whom you’ll hear no murmur
because they are polite. i’m not
when i catch any glimpse
of b-ms of someone who is hot
without a man who crimps
my style by seeming to possess her
i raise my hand like moses
against amalek, be they lesser
or greater than their noses
for natural these -ssets are
and therefore must be treasured
by hands as well as eyes afar
that help them to be measured

- mario william vitale lyrics

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