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mark douglas - on the jersey shore lyrics

bruce springsteen
on the jersey sh0r-
the guidos party all night then go out and try score
on the jersey sh0r-
during the day they gotta work at the t-shirt store
situation
yo its mike but they call me the situation
cause my abs never go on a vacation
some people think that i’m a jerk off
but i look like rambo with my shirt off
when guidettes see me they get turned on
cus i spend all day at the tanning salon
snooki
it’s me, snooki i crave attention
i wear sequined shirts and hair extensions
i like to hook up but dont call me loose
when i eat a pickle i suck out the juice
im looking for love without much luck
hey, you took our drinks!
situation
snooki, duck!
bruce springsteen
on the jersey sh0r-
they get in fights and they hook up for sport
on the jersey sh0r-
they must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts
jwoww
they call me jwoww im a man eater
i only like guys who wear wife beaters
i drink jager bombs and get destroyed
and grind on guys who are unemployed
paulie
im dj pauly and i raise the roof
i put gel in my hair til it’s bullet proof
my beats are sick i don’t mean to brag
check out my contacts, italian flags
i get my haircut every single day
i dance with my bros in a manly way
we know several dances including the jump
the ab display, and the guido fist pump
go go go go go go
bruce springsteen
on the jersey sh0r-
girls get drunk and hook up with every vinnie, petie and paul
on the jersey sh0r-
they wake up the next morning and pretend that they don’t recall
on the jersey sh0r-
they get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor
their tans are so orange they look like a bunch of oompa loompas
situation
did he say we look like oompa loompas? not cool boss! not cool!

- mark douglas lyrics

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