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mark douglas - the dark knight is confused lyrics

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kid
batman! why is he running, dad?

gordon
because we have to chase him

kid
why?

gordon
because he can take it. because hes not a hero, hes a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the dark knight

kid
i dont get it

gordon
neither do i son, but it sounds cool

batman
as i ride on my bike at the end of dark knight
theres a few plot points that just dont feel right

like why the h-ll did i agree to take the rap
harvey dent k!lled those people. who gives a cr-p?

and the joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner
he must write it down in an evil day planner

his henchmen are psycho and expendable
yet somehow completely dependable

and why is morgan freeman all p-ssed at me?
he seemed to resign kind of randomly

its ok to build me an armored tank-car
but ooh, tapping phones, thats going too far

this movie of my life just doesnt hold together
at least is beats the cr-p out of batman forever

i enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense
is it too much to ask that it all make sense?

alfred
no no master wayne, you dont understand
you can’t k!ll a symbol, but you can k!ll a man

batman
if i want to quit then thats my choice

alfred
were alone you dont have to use that voice
and what about ms. dawes its like you just forgot her

batman
in batman begins she was so much hotter

alfred
joker, are you busy? lets call a truce
i need you to help explain the plot tobatman

joker
call me insane, but i consider us friends
i brought the dvd so we can watch it again

alfred
ill make the popcorn and pour the sherry
ooh, maybe we could watch it with the commentary

batman
how does harvey dent do total 180?

alfred
well they barbequed his face and he lost his lady

batman
when did you have time rig up both of those boats

joker
does talking that way ever damage your throat?

batman
well at least they got rid of joel schumacher

joker
you know movie is really good the hurt locker

batman
oh i heard that was good. ive been meaning to see it

alfred
whos in it?

joker
anthony mackie

alfred
i dont know who that is

joker
he was in eight mile

alfred
oh, he the guy who hosted the rap battles

batman
no that was mekhi phifer

alfred
joker youre getting white makeup all over the popcorn

joker
sorry, hey did i ever tell you how i got these scars?

batman
yes! several versions

alfred
maybe some other people would like to hear the story

- mark douglas lyrics

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