mark jonathan davis - star wars cantina lyrics
her name was leia: she was a princess.
with a danish on each ear and darth vader drawing near…
so r2d2 found ben ken-bi;
he had to put the death star plans into the rebellion’s hands,
so luke and obi-wan had to get to alderaan,
so they stopped into mos isely to have a drink with han!
at the star wars – star wars cantina.
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his name was solo: he was a pilot.
with a blaster at his side and a smile 12 p-rs-cs wide,
there with chewbacca: he was a wookie.
they met with luke and obi wan about the millenium falcon.
docking bay 94. stormtroopers at the door.
with a flash of ben’s light saber, now there’s an arm on the floor!
at the star wars – star wars cantina.
the weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a!
here at the star wars – star wars cantina.
music and blasters and old jedi masters at the star wars…
his name was yoda: he was a muppet.
darth vader was so bad, and by the way, he’s luke’s dad.
luke kissed his sister; his hand got cut off.
in that galaxy far, far away, luke has had a lousy day.
boba fett was so mean; jabba had bad hygiene.
why didn’t they all just relax back on tattooine?
at the star wars – star wars cantina.
the weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a!
here at the star wars – star wars cantina.
music and blasters and old jedi masters at the star wars…
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