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mark lowry - i can eat it all (parody-i surrender all) lyrics

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i can scarf a dozen dougnuts,
and lick the suger off my hands,
if i had a hundred tacos,
i could eat ’em on demand.

if i eat ’em even faster,
you can see my waist expand,
but the bloated feeling that i get,
is the part that i can’t stand

i’m the middle of the kitchen,
i can’t help but gain a pound,
i’ll never taste the feel of victory
till i finally chow down

i can offer no defence,
when that aroma fills the place,
when i’m served a tray of burgers,
i will gladly stuff my face,

i can eat it all,
alfalfa, sprouts, and grains,
but when it comes to fast food,
i eat everything,
i can eat it all,
whatever i desire,
it’s fat that i require,
cause i’m a b-tterball,
i can eat it all.

the source of my condition,
is the fact i don’t obstain,
i can measure my consumption,
by the weight that i have gained

though my friends call me a glutty,
and that causes me such pain,
if they serve me one more salad,
i think i will go insane

cause i’ve laid aside the health food,
for the fatter foods i’ve found,
when i get my hands on pizza,
i can never put it down

when i hit my favorite restraunts,
i eat everything i see,
after hours at the buffet,
they are begging me to leave

i can eat it all,
alfalfa sprouts and grains,
but when it comes to fast food,
i eat everything,
i can eat it all,
whatever i desire,
it’s fat that i require,
cause i’m a b-tterball,
i can eat it all

i have a favorite verse,
i would like you all to know,
and it goes like this,
“man cannot live by bread alone”

that is why i lay my ground beef,
on a golden flame of fire,
the more i have,
the more that i desire

i can eat it all

(small break)

i can eat it all,
whatever i desire
it’s fat that i require
cause i’m a b-tterball
i’m wider then i’m tall
i’m pure cholesteral,
i can eat it all

- mark lowry lyrics

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