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mark lowry - the date adventure lyrics

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goin on a blind date

got a call from steven
it was just as i feared
said he found my ideal girl
if i can overlook her beard

another night out with a stranger
i just hope she’s of the human race
i bought a dozen roses
figured how could they hurt?
and prayed my date would not be
godzilla in a skirt

then walking up to her front door
i fought the urge to run
would this girl be my cinderella?
or another atilla, the hun

i got another blind date, i better close my eyes
why do all my blind dates attract so many flies?
searching for my honey, but all i ever get is stung.
i think that i’ll stay a bachelor
woah whoa, this is the date adventure.

don’t think that i’m picky
i know i’m not so hot
getting ready for a date
should not include a rabies shot
why must dating be such a challenge?
why can’t it be fun instead?
all i want’s a girl, not mr ed (h-llo wilbur)

i got another blind date, i got a trail to blaze
should i take her to dinner, or to a field to graze?
searching for my honey, but all i ever get is stung
i think that i’ll stay a bachelor
whoa whoa this is the date adventure

for the right girl
i would stick up my neck
and let her pick up the check
but i must wait
for my mate

dating’s the toughest journey
when you pick a wife you can’t be wrong
so that’s why i go on blind dates
and bring alpo along, yeah

oh got another blind date
i better get ready to hide

got another blind date
so p-ss the blindfold please
instead of her number
she’ll just leave me her fleas
searching for my honey, but all i ever get is stung
i think that i’ll stay a bachelor
this is the date adventure.

come on this is the date adventure
better close, better close my eyelids

- mark lowry lyrics

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