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mark the hammer - 10 things i hate in videogames lyrics

look at all these sh+tty games
they make me go insane
i feel diarrhea in my veins
but i just can’t stay away
because, sh+tty games are my whole world
yeah, even if it sounds absurd
listen, no need to say any word
just raise your hands and flip the bird

what a sh+t! load of f+ck!
what a big sh+t! load of f+ck! (is)
what a sh+t! load of f+ck!
what a big sh+t! load of f+ck! (fu+u+uck)
what a sh+t! load of f+ck!
what a big sh+t! load of f+ck! (is)
what a sh+t! load of f+ck!
what a big sh+t! load of f+ck!

hey, yo, let me explain
ten things i hate in videogames:

number ten, useless weapons like
the f+ckin’ cane in jekyll & hyde
number nine, my b+lls are falling
’cause undеrwater levels arе f+ckin’ boring
eight, like i hate quick time events
it’s like watching the game playing with itself
number seven, when tutorial sessions
are harder than the game
they f+ckin’ driving me insane (aaah!)
escort missions at number six
when the npcs they be dumb as sh+t
or when you find a cutscene that can’t be skipped
that’s number five, let’s crank up the diarrhea dial
it’s now time for number four
hittin’ the motherf+cking invisible wall
i’m triggering a stroke at number three
when i pay for a game locked behind dlcs
number two, long ass loading screens
by the time it comes on, i already fell asleep
and last but not least at number one
when you pause the game and the music won’t stop
f+ck!

what… were… they… thinking??!!

fu+ fu+fu+f+ck+ fu+ fu+fu+f+ck+
fu+ fu+fu+f+ck+ f+ck, f+ck, sh+t!
fu+ fu+fu+f+ck+ fu+ fu+fu+fu+
fu+ fu+fu+f+ck+ f+f+ck, sh+t!
fu+ f+f+ck+ fu+ fu+fu+f+ck+
sh+t+ sh+t+ f+ck, sh+t, sh+t!
fu+ fu+fu+f+ck+
fu+ fu+fu+f+ck+ f+ck, f+ck, sh+t!

- mark the hammer lyrics

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