markone1 - in the desert (intro) lyrics
[intro]
and there i was: b+tt naked, in the f+cking desert (yeah)… and it was hot. it was so d+mn hot (yeah, it was)… i was without a horse, but you know what? (didn’t worry) i had a bottle of k. y. jelly, and a dry chapsack (woo). so i wipped out that jelly (wipped that motherf+cker), rubbed it all up and down and round and massaged my saddle down (rub that motherf+cker)… then, i hoped upon that motherf+cker, and i started to ride! ride, baby, ride! (yup) and i was riding, man (yes, i was)… and i really enjoyed the ride (yes, i did). until i came, face to face, with a f+cking cactus! oh, sh+t (hahaha)! so i hoped of my saddle, and i said to that cactus: “hey, cactus! what arе you trying to stick me, punk?” but the f+cking cactus, he didn’t answеr… i don’t think he had any words! i’m not quit sure… well, in any case… but in any case, it didn’t f+cking matter, cause i whipped out my machete, and i chopped that motherf+cker down (chopped him up!)! in little, f+cking tiny, cactus pieces (get that, motherf+cker! you little b+st+rd) you f+cking up my ride, just as i was getting started! well, boys & girls, that’s the story about being in the desert, b+tt naked…
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