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marshal keep - dave lyrics

dave lyrics
[verse 1]
oh, this is not a love song
this is a message to
someone who changed my life, he could even change you (ooooo)
he’s not a wealthy man, he’s no one’s first pick
he’s not a smart man, he’s just a d+ck

[chorus]
dave, dave, you’re an assh0l+ (you’re an assh0l+)
i hope you die in a black hole (in a black hole)
dave, dave, you’re a trash fire (you’re a trash fire!)
your demise, is my desire

[verse 2]
dave, you suck
i hate your guts. ooooo
he’s the kind of guy, who’ll need five bucks
but when you ask him for money, he’ll tell you to shut up
he’ll go outside, to commit hate crimes
he ran over my cat, seven times
and when he speaks, i just want him to stop (it’s time to stop!)
dave he reeks, like a gas station mop
he might seem kind, he might seem cool, but deep inside, he’s just a tool

[chorus]
dave, dave, i hate you (like a tumor)
sometimes i wonder why did god create you? (ohhhh)
dave, dave, you’re literally the worst (more than hitler)
knowing you, is like a curse. (oooooo)
[bridge]
doo doo doodlite, dwee, dwee i hate you dave. (ooooo)
i’ll be the one to take your grave (ooooo, oooooo)

[verse 3]
dave, you’re such a waste of sp+ce
i hate your stupid ugly face
jump off a cliff, drown in a lake
even bob ross thinks you’re a mistake

[chorus]
dave, dave, you’re horrendous
you still find new ways to offend us
dave, dave, i want you gone (i meant dead!)
you’re as useless as a white crayon

[ending]
dave: well i guess f+ck you too then!
marshal: eat sh+t and die dave!

- marshal keep lyrics

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