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marti005 - the ultimate server of ratios, chains and oomfies. lyrics

[verse 1]
in the beginning, back when everything was calm
the server was speedrunning only, there was never time for fun
but then one day, out of nowhere, everything changed
a very long conversation got the server rearranged
in the server’s racing heaven chaos mainly reigned the scene
sh+tposts leaked into the channel, things they’d never before seen
fake australia conspirations, keyboard+controller relations magicd organizations led to server recreations
chaining messages were rising, some thought they weren’t at all fun
though they couldn’t stand the power of ashmichda chapter 1
antichainers were determined but the chains would still prevail
but it wasn’t nearly enough for susie and ralsei’s “on my way!”
neo’s bullets appearing very slightly on delay
and the maus puzzle blocks with just wouldn’t move away
caused some unfair pb losing, people didn’t find it fun
‘cause the one who were affected, joker they’d become

[chorus]
this is the ultimate server of ratios chains and oomfies
good runs, bad runs and discussions as far as the eye can see
will we actually speedrun or argue trivial topics?
this is the ultimate server of ratios chains and oomfies

[verse 2]
someone made an out of context account
whoever did this they had to be found
looking for clues for 2 hours straight
but the author’s name never saw the light of day
then they started to discuss the best browser of them all
once again for 2 hours the text channels were a brawl
betweem opera and firefox and microsoft one
all of them had their advantages but none of them won
after that, it was time for the blue bird in the game
some thought he was the best, others said that he was lame
berdly shipping, berdly hating, transfem berdly and burger bird
they’re just some of the things that server lurkers overheard
then the oomfies kinda died, the +ussies were the new trend
many rejected the offer, they wanted +ussies to end
to the point where shayy the admin sent a very bizarre threat
playing chapter 1 until the universal heat death

[bridge]
then everything changed when shayy saw the names
he wanted no less than oomfies up in flames
the nick perms were taken, all names were frozen
everyone was unhappy, cause of the name they had chosen
with a snap of his fingers, he saved the world
at least in his mind, as that’s what he told
the people protested, with the oomfies they sided
but they wouldn’t stand a chance if they stayed divided

[verse 3]
then magic the red and magic the white
and justsomedude, redbird, and awesomeguy
and bubblecat and wooffledee, crystal and melanie
vinta and varldin, jaq and poncini
marti, tady, green ender, ashmichda, and nhaar
30aces, keucher, every single red name user
petfriendamy and confusedcoder
jamberoz, hovskrovsk and bakedroyal
they all came together, lightning fast
and they all kicked shayy in his admin ass
it was the greatest battle that the server ever saw
with lurkers looking out in total awe
the oomfies died not too long after
it was time to close this server’s chapter
but the lore continues, the fun never ends
along the way they became close friends
[chorus]
this is the ultimate server of ratios chains and oomfies
good runs, bad runs and discussions as far as the eye can see
will we actually speedrun or argue trivial topics?
this is the ultimate server (this is the ultimate server)
this is the ultimate server (this is the ultimate server)
this is the ultimate server of ratios chains and oomfies

- marti005 lyrics

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