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marvelous 3 3 - katrina lyrics

i was the kind of kid back in school
who wore a members only jacket, thought he was kool
that’s when i met katrina, she was best friends with seshel
i thought she was the one, yeah i thought she was special
i saw her in the hall about quarter til three
i said i’ll take you in my nova, to the tasty freeze
she said i know all about you, more than i should
i know all about the dirty mags you keep in the woods

(chorus)
so tell me how i’m supposed to be when i’ve been stalked by a lesbian
i can’t sleep a wink, and i’m married to the ephedrine
how am i supposed to sleep when i’ve been stalked by a lesbian now

now don’t take it light, it might seem funny to you
yesterday my science project, was covered in glue
so i asked that guy seshel, was it something i said
he said quit being so f-ckin’ paranoid, it’s all in your head
the way she’s looking at me, i think she wants me to be,
the guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
oh god she’s walking this way, oh god what should i say,
i hope and pray that one day she’ll be straight

(chorus)

so i was at a bar the other night and i looked across the room and there’s this girl and she walks up to me and she’s beautiful and she says ‘hey, i’m katrina, dude, remember me?’ and i freaked i said ‘oh my god i thought you looked familiar’ about this time this 400 f-cking pound woman walks up with katrina’s face tattooed on the side of her neck, she comes waddling and says ‘don’t f-ck with my girl’ i looked at jabba straight in the f-cking eye and say ‘don’t worry every time i picture katrina’s face it’s gonna be on the side of your gross, fat–ssed, 3 chinned neck’ she says ‘are you stupid?’ i say ‘no i’m just sober!’–

(chorus)

and she beat the sh-t out of him

- marvelous 3 3 lyrics

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