mary crowell - what shall i do with my players? lyrics
what shall i do with my players?
they all think they’re powerful slayers
they’ve slapped around all the things that they’ve found
whether monsters or just nay+sayers
now that their levels are epic
planning has made me dyspeptic
it’s not enough just to make it more tough
sending them after more relics
how much flavor text should i put in?
how to make it feel fresh when they win?
these are the thoughts, in my brain they spin
what shall i do with my playеrs?
what shall i do at this session?
and here is my littlе confession
their b+tts in the chair mean that i have to care
and that’s thrown me into depression
i worry that they all will grow bored
so i make up these sessions, and oh lord
the crazy sh+t they make up themselves in that tale
is the part that goes well
players want entertainers
who give them all loot and no+brainers
put them back in time or forward past their prime
or h+ll, send them all extra planar
what shall i do with my players?
they all think they’re powerful slayers (and they’re right)
they’ve slapped around all the things that they’ve found
whether monsters or just nay+sayers
what shall i do with my players?
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