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mat best - gun owner vs. liberal lyrics

gun owner:
you hate masculinity
always trying to be mushy
you went to the gynecologist with your girl
and they thought you were the p+ssy
greatest nation
ain’t no way you can trump me
my rhymes are presidential
so i’ll grab you by the p+ssy
you’re so sensitive
i’m surprised you even have fun
you look at an airsoft toy and yell
“ghost gun!!!”
emotional gun control
is just smoke and mirrors
but cry away
so i can lube my gun with your tears
you think a whistle can save your life
you’re in denial
i’ll be responsible for my own safety
in the meanwhile
with your logic
it’s hard to be fair
so show me where i offended you
on the teddy bear
liberal:
ignorance is bliss
but my rhythms are ready to brawl
you drive a truck and
your d+ck is small
your gun laws relate
to like 1776
times have changed
and violence shouldn’t exist
you just spout that trump is
making america great quote
let’s all be honest
hillary won the popular vote
your love for weapons is worse
than a nuclear race
your bas+m+nt has more guns
than a military base
you can call me offended
but i know where i’ve been
we can all stand together
under my safety pin
you’re a racist, a bigot
and you think we aren’t equal
if someone breaks into my house
i’ll use non+lethal!
gun owners:
i’m pro+gun and pro+2a;
how does that make me a bigot
or anti+g+y?
and i’m pretty sure i was conceived during a three+way
you look at my guns and say
“they’re a disgrace”
tell me how many crimes you stopped
with your safe sp+ce
let me guess: you think the government
should pay off your loan
while you sit back and yell:
“this is a gun free zone!”
you went to the range
but you won’t admit that you had fun
so sit back, son
while i cook bacon with my gun

liberal:
you drink light beer
like an unrefined has+been
my beer is never on tap
micro+brewed in portland
you have assault rifles
and i’m throwing a fit
it’s disgusting you can have
30 rounds in a magazine clip
you run around saying
“i wish a mother f+cker would”
isis isn’t bad, they’re just
like misunderstood
i have a bachelor’s in liberal arts
but i shouldn’t brag
now watch me as i
burn this american flag

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