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mat4yo - donald trump vs hillary clinton (demo) lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history!
donald trump!
versus!
hillary clinton!
begin!

[verse 1: hillary clinton]
thank you for choosing me as your nominee!
i thought this would be harder, honestly
but here we are, one step away
from a woman taking the global stage!
so america now has two options
one who we know can get the job done
but caution one’s an orange hot head conman trying to buy our problems!
this is my domain, it’s eminent
you won the base of the confederate’s electorate
the way you’ve acted with arrogance proves your temper meant you don’t have the temperament!
america needs some feminine leading
from a mother, a wife’s kind of healing
the most qualified candidate in history will break your face like a gl-ss ceiling!

[verse 2: donald trump]
our country’s in crisis
and the democrats nominate the founder of isis
there’s no time to be nice anymore
terrorists are knocking right on our doors
crooked hillary might be above the law
but she won’t be above my border
i’m the enforcer
donald j. trump is bringing a new world order
if it’s too pc to diss the queen of the left wing media elites
then trump will be her personal server —
one that she can’t delete by the way, believe me!
a vote for me in the end
is a promise my slogan will start making sense
hillary for the pillory!
“lock her up” to make “america great again”!

[verse 3: hillary]
america is already great
don’t let a privileged rich man tell you it ain’t
your vision of the good old days
is when hard working citizens used to be slaved in chains!
you’re too vague
your campaign is one short statement
based on shameless racist hatred
who knew such a small man
could be such a bigot ignoramus?
we got our hope and change but now the term has ended
we need a vessel to secure our path of progression
but this liar is feeding these racist meme henchmen
what kind of decent businessman
puts his own team against him?
but what difference does it make
if your twitter account becomes the head of state?
you’d go bankrupt in the first hundred days
with that judgment, you’ll fumble our country away!
if those tiny fingers are on the b-tton
you’ll ignore that this world is unaffordable
you say that i’m satan?
i’ll send you to h-ll in a hand basket of your deplorables

[bernie:]
where is my fair share of raps that i earned?
if bernie got a turn you would all “feel the bern”!

[trump:]
the system is rigged! ladies and gentlemen! just look at this poor communist

[bernie:]
um.. i’m a democratic socialist..

[trump:]
you were hopeless, it was obvious!

[verse 4: trump]
so for every vote that didn’t count
you can’t complain if you help them out
if i lose this race, that’s it!
both mexico and hillary are going to pay for it!
you’re disqualified to be president
’cause you’re lying more than ted ever did
if you take away the v-g-n- you wouldn’t last one day as a candidate!
this race is getting tighter, which is terrific, it’s great, who would have known?
since your husband loves them women when they’re going down the poles!
this hack will cough our country away
the first lady to croak the first day
while i’m running on both my fan base my brand name
this crippled witch will be walking with kaine
i’m no conspiracy theorist
but there might be some tyranny near us
i’m not saying hillary’s a terrorist
but she’s probably a terrorist
so there is only one strong man, only one wall plan
only one trump to singlehandedly bring jobs back
an american, i’m proud to be!
a politician, you have to be
while americans were stranded and counting on you, you were sound asleep, just counting sheep!
the united states is the master race
when these illegals pack and get shipped away
there’ll be so much winning!
you’ll get bored-er and bored-er of winning!

[outro: trump, ronald reagan]
“mr. trump, tear down this wall.”
what? h-llo? who said that? what?
they make — they make this stuff up!
all these crooked journalists, they make everything up about trump!
believe me, you’ll call me donald reagan!

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