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mat4yo - hermione vs criss angel lyrics

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hermoine:
criss, i missed what you’re spitting for
i’m the baddest witch in griffindor
i’ll bewitch a fickle dwarf
who’s getting more fame from cl1ck bait than a retail fishing store
you better be ready, i light up the dark
the earth’s boggart’s your ridikkulus art
i can spell you out with the wand in my pocket
“siriusly black, mascot of hot topic!”

criss:
i respect women, got love for my momma
but imma bout to hit on you harder than potter
not rescuing you when your tricks fall under
you’re a hufflepuffin’ ugly son of a muggle
hermionfreak!
i shine bright like the luxor
you’re a two faced witch like voldemort
this hor’scrux is to cover frailty with intellect
but i’m petrifying sissy witches quicker than them basilisks

hermoine:
say that 10 times fast!
your magic can’t get your p-rs-ltongue back from the cat!
when a has-been actor spits bl–dy crud riddlin’
slap a cap on that hair and slip him into slytherin!
freak in the mind, primed on card tricks for laymen
playing pretend dead in your las vegas play pen
your family will stare with most trepid screams
when i avada kadavra you and the beat

criss:
if you k!ll a beat, then i’m a death eater
flunking this bookworm just-for-fun reader
for my next trick, with a kiss, you’ll find
i’ll dement-ify dimes to her husband’s kind
let me demonstrate drawing mudblood with magic
relax, lay back, just like that, exactly
now take your cell phones out, record when i start
pulling stranger granger’s body apart

hermione:
a dementor could see this trick’s not real
the objects in your mirrors are grosser than they appear
my crew, i’ve been guarding ‘em, you a faux pa
what’s a foot trick to wingardium

ron: leviosah?

hermoine:
it’s leviosah! not leviosah!

criss:
i’ll levitate all over petty warlocks
hand crafted by potions, humans and frog warts
i can tell it gets a little humid in hogwarts

-post credits-

hermoine:
attack all you want just
don’t beat around the bush!

criss:
ok, hermaphromione

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