mathletes - jason chu ≥ superstar lyrics
it’s been four weeks since we last saw jason
our funky asian friend
he erected our belief in humanity
ever since ross was dead
yeah, ross is dead to us
why did you do it ross?
why did you ever want to hurt us?
all we ever did was care
yeah, all we ever did was care for you
all we ever wanted was a chance to suck your b-lls
all we ever wanted was a chance to suck your b-lls
metaphorically of course
he took us home from home depot
tried to strangle us in the shower
but we are not f-cking mexicans
you will pay us by the hour
just like jason always does
he knows our prices
and he respects them
like every asian does
yeah, those asians are so good with their money
they stay within their economical boundaries
they stay within their economical boundaries
metaphorically of course
you know what doesn’t respect boundaries?
lee’s f-cking moustache
i mean who the f-cks got a moustache these days?
only steers and queers
where’s your f-cking cowboy hat?
(i left mine at home. it’s not a big deal)
wanquo bona chalice
thomas alexander john super b-n-r pirate i am g-y please l!ck me if you are a man murray
the lesser half of this band
he lost our only fan on msn
crash, bang, swish, slorp thunk
wack, pow, crunch (s-xy sounds) wallop
onomatopoeically of course
we love july almost as much as calum do
we’ve got so much in common come be our fan won’t you
we’ll tuck it til it turns blue
cyber s-x with finnish men, you know what we mean
dressing up in mummy’s clothes, tuck your tail between
-your legs and cluck
cluck like a chicken
calum come cluck with us
you know who else likes fried chicken?
jason chu
jason chu, jason chu, jason chu, jason chu
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jason chu, jason chu, jason chu, jason chu
jason chu, jason chu, jason chu, jason chu
jason chu, jason chu, jason chu, jason chu
jason chu, jason chu, jason chu, jason chu
jason chu, jason chu, jason chu, jason chu
jason chu, jason chu, jason chu, jason chu
since this is the last verse
it’s gotta sound proper romantic
and talk about sweet things
like putting your p-n-s in between her thighs
or ej-cul-ting in her eyes
is it love at first sight if you c-m in her eyes?
is it love at first sight if you c-m in jason chu’s eyes?
we still love jason, jason chu
jason means so much to me and you
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