matt rogers (parody) - have yourself a 1-900-christmas lyrics
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[verse 1]
have yourself a 1+900 christmas
when you’re all alone
you can still get off all you need is a phone
take your clothes off
find a good position
one hand holds the phone
[verse 2]
the other hand is sliding up and down your bone
you don’t have my tits to squeeze
or my juicy snotch to fill
but baby, i’ll screw you good
wait till you get the bill
[verse 3]
make it quick i have another caller
with his d+ck on hold
shoot your load
[outro]
i’d love to swallow it somehow
and have yourself a 1+900 christmas now
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