matt the cat - chairnobyl lyrics
[intro: buster: the big boy and matt the cat]
matt cat takes it in the b+tt crack
buster bust a nut
[verse 1: buster: the big boy]
rip your momma’s shirt like incredible hulk
walk up to girl and she turn green like the hulk
don’t call me skinny, i am actually hunk
and i f+cked your grandma on the top bunk
you stink of sh+t, you stupid sh+t
so please don’t fart doo doo on my p+n+s
buster always going up, just like a c+ck
your grandma sucked on it and got lockjaw
because my b+lls are jawbreakers
rip your momma’s shirt like incredible hulk
walk up to girl and she turn green like the hulk
don’t call me skinny, i am actually hunk
and i f+cked your grandma on the top bunk
what is s+x?
i don’t know
f+ck your grandma in the snow
my dad was sniffing snow
so i gave his d+ck a blow
(so i gave his d+ck a blow)
(so i gave his d+ck a blow)
(so i gave his d+ck a blow)
(so i gave his d+ck a blow)
(so i gave his d+ck a blow)
(so i gave his d+ck a blow)
[verse 2: matt the cat]
b+tch, i’m cumin like the spice, and i give your mom advice bout how to get rid of the lice
i sh+t and fart up in your mom and cum all in her cooch
she be up on my c+ck just like a roach
she wanna f+ck el chulo but i tell that sl+t “no”
b+tch, b+tch i’m boutta blow, like your dad does to my c+ck
i ain’t g+y (yeah no h0m+) but i’d smash your uncle too, and he’d wanna f+ck me too
cause b+tch, i’m cumin like the spice, and i give your mom advice bout how to get rid of the lice
she wanna f+ck me? no
she wanna suck me? no
but i’m still gonna hit cause i’m a predator
[outro: matt the cat]
b+tch, gonna rub one out for pluvvvv now
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