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matt the electrician - college lyrics

[intro]
i owe $35 to the library
at humboldt state university
but i dropped out 15 years ago
so i never paid
and i’m still not gonna

[verse 1]
i never got my report card
but i didn’t go to class
and i didn’t work hard
so i didn’t wanna know
how bad i did
but i know i never made
the dean’s list

[chorus a]
and college is a waste of time
if you wanna baker or a candlestick maker
you still have to wait in line
at the bank drive+through
and the train tracks too
behind people like me
with no degree

[verse 2]
cus i know the conductor and he knows me
you might have a nicer car
but i’ve travelled pretty far
and i have have is an old guitar
[verse 3]
oh, 40 bucks for a bag of weed
in the summer, 1993
$40 is all i have
and it isn’t mine
it belongs to my parents

[verse 4]
oh, 500 points for a roll of cookie dough
in the cafeteria they got sloppy joe’s
and the sloppy joes cost 3 points
i won’t eat in the spring
but hey, cookie dough

[chorus b]
and college is a waste of time
if you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver
you still have to go to the store
share the road with a wide load
who’s taking up all three lanes
and you can’t get around it
its a big rig
and the driver hasn’t slept in three whole days
but he knows one thing, and that’s free ways
he’s got a gatorade bottle
where he goes pee
and you’re behind him with
your college degree
[outro]
i owe $35 to the library
at humboldt state university
but i dropped out 16 years ago
so i never paid
and i’m still not gonna

- matt the electrician lyrics

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