matthew ray - 18 (parody) lyrics
[verse 1]
i used to enjoy schoolwork
i used to work ahead
i used to care about how things worked
and go about the day learning things (ahh)
now i’m turning 18 (no!)
[verse 2]
i used to be the young one
got used to being friends with those who
used to be the old ones
but now my friends are younger than me
(which is kind of weird in and of itself)
and i was born in ’03
(like, what is with that?)
[chorus]
i’m (turning 18, turning 18)
(turning 18, turning 18)
turning (turning 18, turning 18)
(turning 18, turning 18)
18 (turning 18, turning 18)
(turning 18, turning 18)
i’m turning 18 (turning 18, turning 18)
(turning 18, turning 18)
[verse 3]
way back when he was just a teen
my grandfather married his wife
and for almost all of my teens
watching movies was my life
how am i 18
[verse 4]
i used to mock my childhood friend
’cause he seemed to quickly grow up
now i work full+time, plus weekends
and am out of collеge in 9 months
why am i 18 (why?!)
[verse 5]
i used to innocently viеw the world
and always do as i was told
and now a 15+year+old girl
the other day just called me old?
oh yeah?
well, at least i don’t have to rely on my brother
to take me everywhere and pay for my stuff
because i actually have a job
so good luck paying him back
on your zero+dollar+a+year salary
[chorus]
i’m (turning 18, turning 18)
(turning 18, turning 18)
turning (turning 18, turning 18)
(turning 18, turning 18)
18 (turning 18, turning 18)
(turning 18, turning 18)
i’m turning 18 (turning 18, turning 18)
(turning 18, turning 18)
[bridge]
and now my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses
my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses
my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses
my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses
and now my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses
my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses
my stupid friends are getting stupid spouses
stupid, perfect, godly, lovely spouses
[tag]
it’s 2021 and i’m still single
i’ll try sometime again
maybe next year i’ll mature and might
find a girl then
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