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matthias - fast asleep (wide awake parody) lyrics

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[verse 1]
oh i’m in pain
this headache’s got to go
i’ll take ’em nice and slow
a couple for the road
got a big day
i’ve been planning for a while

oh no, oh wait
i thought i took advil, maybe nyquil
nope, they’re sleeping pills
falling asleep
how did i read the bottle so wrong?

falling asleep
yeah, i’ve got things to do
homes to break into
everything is askew
falling asleep
i guess i’ll have to just make do

i can’t stay awake
it’s just my luck
i’ll try something small
like a quick stick up
reality hurts
dreams are so sweet
until i woke up on, on, on the concrete

[chorus]
red bulls and monsters
i’m fighting off nap time
sitting on the sidelines
forcing myself to wait till night

[verse 2]
i fell asleep
they left me on my own
i hate breaking in alone
i guess i’ll rob this one
i fell asleep
i’ll count it lucky no one was home

i went inside
i tried to rob their safe
i fell asleep
i tried to run away
i fell asleep
i tried to run away
but i fell asleep

i tried to steal a car
for a quick escape
i didn’t get far
i was too late
they call 911
like i’m some thief
but i ended up on, on the concrete

[chorus]
i have a perfect alibi
is this your first time?
man, i’m a criminal mastermind
keep your hands where they’re in sight

i fell asleep

- matthias lyrics

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