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matty b - i'm a joke lyrics

[intro: johnny adams]
ooh ooh yeah

[verse 1: matty b]
i’m a joke
yeah, you know the type of bloke
talk a lot of sh+t when i drink and i smoke
i’m a joke
i’m not gonna deny it
the laugh’s on me no matter how hard i’m tryin’
i’m a joke
just ask my mates
i’m the one in the group that the chicks never rate
i’m a joke
i walk around uncowed and awkwardly
i’m so annoying, sometimes my mum won’t even talk to me
i’m a joke
just ask me, i’ll tell ya
people come around my house just to laugh at this fella
i’m a joke
yep, you better believe it
if you’re taking the p+ss, then you’ll always receive it
i’m a joke
i’ll leave you in stiches
sleep with your sisters, and say “i still love my missus”
i’m a joke
i’ll find the biggest bloke to provoke
ask for a smoke, and go punch myself in the throat
[hook: matty b]
’cause i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me

[verse 2: matty b]
i’m a joke
i’m telling you honestly
when i try to act serious, i come across as comedy
i’m a joke
just ask my mate cory
girls think i’m so boring, when i say “hi” they ignore me
i’m a joke
yeah, i’ma laugh a minute
but by the time i get the joke, all the laughs have finished
i’m a joke
i call myself an honest rapper
when i know underneath, i’m a blatant bullcr+pper
i’m a joke
i call myself a ladies man
but when i ask them out, they say they’ve already made some plans
i’m a joke
i call myself “the king of the surf”
and that’s a joke when you’ve spent your life living in perth
i’m a joke
yep, my name’s matty b
i made you wait three years for an eight track ep
[hook: matty b]
’cause i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me

[verse 3: matty b]
i’m a joke
i say “i’m quitting the dope”
but end up having a smoke ’cause i just can’t cope
i’m a joke
and that’s just how i like it
i’m hiking everywhere ’cause i got no driver’s liscene
i’m a joke
and it’s plain to see
i’m the crazy ass rapper with the a.d.d
i’m a joke
and i’m just statin’ the facts
i’m the laziest in the crew when it comes to makin’ tracks
i’m a joke
mate, it’s outta control
i never act serious ’cause that’s just how i roll
i’m a joke
i’m telling you “just ask me”
say “i’m on the straight and narrow” then i go out and party
i’m a joke
yep, but you know what i reckon?
there’s a lesson in laughing at our own imperfections
[hook: matty b]
’cause i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me
i’m matty b and the joke’s on me (that’s right)
i’m matty b and i can see why you’re laughing at me

[outro: matty b]
i’m a joke

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