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maureen elkner - rak off, normie lyrics

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i was mindin’ me business
down in the street
there was a nice h-ll’s angel i was hopin’ to meet
i was standin’ on the footpath having a nice dream
and he was in the parthenon buyin’ an ice cream

along came a lair in a hot fj
he leaned out the window and he said, “g’day”
he said, “my names normie, do you want a ride?”
and then me h-ll’s angel hero came out from inside

he said, “rack off normie, you and your mates
i know what you’re after, but i’ll put you straight
i’ll smash your back window with a great lump of rock
so rack off now before i do me block
so rack off now before i do me block”
and they did

well that was the last we saw of norm and the gang
they shot off up the road with a clatter and bang
and i said to me-self as i walked back inside
these local blokes here have sure got a hide

the h-ll’s angel an i got married immediately
me dad and six brothers arranged it expediently
now he’s on the run, and i’m on the deserted wife’s pension
i wish i’d paid normie a bit more attention
instead of saying

rack off normie, you and your mates
i know what you’re after but i’ll put you straight
i’ll smash your back window with a great lump of rock
i wish i hadn’t’ve told him to p-push off
i wish i hadn’t’ve told him to—

rack off normie, you and your mates
that old h-ll’s angel didn’t have what it takes
if i’d only listened when you said, “g’day”
we’d be happy in the back of your hot fj
happy in the back of your hot fj

aw normie
you could’ve had me if you’d played your cards right

- maureen elkner lyrics

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