max austin - eeveelution lyrics
[max austin/eevee]
i start the evolution
eeveelution on here with our own constitution
no confusion when we got many types
all hypes, with me on the switch, i’m very loving kind
normal grind like this
can’t catch up to us, throw a ball if you must
but it’s your loss you suck
don’t need any fancy moves when you need a helping hand
quick attack, quick jab, quit rapping man
you can say i’m cute and cuddly, thinking i’m so friendly
but i think i’m a toughy, no stone for me, i’m trying to stay eevee
pikachu step down there’s a new king with a crown
go back to solving mysteries, or being ash’s clown
if there was a god pokemon it’d be me
not talking about arceus, i got my own mean
staying eevee, now say my name backwards
try to fight me, i’ll make you whimper and coward
[jixplosion/flareon]
the flare he on is too bright
i’m burning barks when i bite
yo, dripping with the fur coat, gucci mane
got the flames, you know i ignite
my bars hit hard from the one+thirty attack stat
y’all saying cap, i’ma turn you into ash, facts
it’s the cat that will make you boo+hoo
furry tail make your girl say uwu
double entendre raps with the fire spin
og, y’all can’t step on where i’ve been
lowkey been the hot kid of my kin
so see how i blitz when i’m fighting
something something something something something, i’mma burn you
burns mean more than your empty words do
better get your eevee+lotions or you fried
full of guts that even my stones are fire
[trayefreezy/vaporeon]
i’m the water type eevee and as you see
the oceans move with me not talking hm03
my voice is water waves the type that will make you fade
never mess with this eevee cause i’m so heavenly
in sync with all my moves can you feel the groove
get hit and you will lose when the bubble beam shoots
get hit with this water pulse then you will mold and remember as you go i’m the best in this d+mn show
[ghostchildx/jolteon]
it’s jolteon
i’m the thunder clapping pokemon
boy, i’m too strong
can’t you see the level that i’m on
your chances are slim like a laced black thong
i say i got the steel like an agron
oh my, i got these little kids running home
they don’t want the zap zap straight to chromosome
imma “volt absorb” so i guess that’s my ability?
“quick feet” so don’t step to my agility
6+0 your team so you’re the liability
got my trainer singing praises just like a symphony
i got that zeus flow to leave it all shocking
break their toes to get ’em all hopping
you don’t have the rights to step to my team
because i discharge flow like a 雷神
i’m my trainer’s elite escort
i’ll give all i got with a last resort
[kazi eternal/umbreon]
from the shadows brought forth here, i come
everybody knows the name umbreon
darkest eeveelution in all of pokemon
an outcast, on a journey, to find where i belong
you wanna talk about being a dark type
let the shadows crawl inside of this dark night
i travel through them easily i’m no dark knight
side by side with my trainer doing what’s right
enter sandman alone without metallica
i don’t need help, send out dark pulse to battle yuh
shooting purple beams like vegeta with a gal!ck gun
stronger with the night, rip the tides like it’s attica
when the shadows take over like a parasite
and you’re all alone, look to me for light
i ain’t going down, not without a single fight
and if i do, you know it won’t be tonight
[matt raichous/espeon]
what do you get when you train eevee on a day walk?
the sun pokemon, but i’m not talking about solrock
wiping up the floor with a max mindstorm
the most intelligent out of the eeveelutionary forms
step up to me, you’ll end up in a mausoleum
i’ve trained to be the best with my brother in coliseum
set me up in a museum, i’m an art piece, be honest
i’m synchronized to magically bounce ahead of the contest
some call me a copycat, i think they’re confused
considering that meowstic is my concept reused
i’ve got the future sight to dodge your quick attacks, so don’t bother
maybe not the fastest eevee, but quicker than most the others
i’m psyched up to use psybeam as my last resort
under the morning sun against my charm, you’re sure to fall short
i’d be glad to escort you to the nearest poke center
come back and face me again after you’ve gotten better
[jay music/leafeon]
i’m eevee but leafy
i’m spitting flames though
no ™, cause i don’t need to learn flame throw
super effective
but i heal from my own growth
leaves fall from the vine
best quote from iroh
never fall like autumn
i am forever green
the best came from the bottom
that is forever me
in the cypher there’s nine
don’t need the bullet seed
and from the mossy trees
i fire off the solar beams
in the grassy plains
that’s my terrains of course
in the eevee band
i will provide the forest
the swords will dance
it will increase the force
as a helping hand
i am your last resort
got the double+edged leaf blade
and it has its duty
starting off with a clean slate
you can check the beauty
you know that i’m not plain
cause i act too snooty
who the heck needs to be trained
you know who you are choosing
[foxi music/glaceon]
i’m the coolest one with my icy wind
you will fall for my charm
you´ll see that i’m the better one
i don’t even need a blizzard, no i just use a ice shard
i’m swift like taylor and give a helping hand like a scout
all this just to make my trainer proud
and if you wanna battle my hair stand like needles
sorry but i will defeat you
but actually, i don’t wanna hurt anyone
without my trainer tell me to beat your ass off
and if i did it well maybe i get cuddles after all
i hate myself but love to help
so my trainer have just to tell me once
what he want uwu
i will do it you
because i love you so much
you are just mine
please notice me trainer senpai
[lcr+ps/slyveon]
toss in some affection and a fairy type move
it’s a very hype mood
carrying the right crew
glaring, we’re a bright brood
hairy if we fight you
eeveelutions running deep so
be weary of the bite dude
i’m stabing pixelated
affection grabbing fixated
cute charm got you hesitating
cause your alarm is straight fading
moonblast got your harm straight raising
kiss attack, your hp’s draining
even ash’s froakie fell my attract is devastating
the visually pleasing eevee
don’t believe me? look and see the bow
you really are seeking to breed me?
pretty easy, field egg group let’s go
appeasing feelings, no concealing, it’s appealing, touch and i know
the emotions of my trainer cause my feelers are not just for show
toss me in the mix i am destined to ascend
first appearance in gen six best of all those added in
eevee is ok but the best has to end
the quadruped mammalian yes you know it’s sylveon
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