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max lafarr - titus gets all the hoes lyrics

[intro]

[verse 1]
i have a friend
and titus is his name
it seems pretty clear
with the ladies he’s got game
her name was jenine
she sounded really mean
in and out in 15 minutes
got the tongue like lightning mcqueen
next up on the list was jill
she asked him for a thrill
she paid him for an hour
but had 50 minutes to k!ll
her name was mary sue
and she brought a friend too
it took him 30 minutes
then he was 23 skidoo
[chorus]
his list goes on and on
his p+n+s is the bomb
he acquires all the hoes
likе his name was farmer john
when hе begins to blow
it never takes too slow
it’s pretty clear to me
that titus gets all the hoes

[interlude]

[verse 2]
her name was christine
she wanted on his peen
he pulled it out, as it unfurled
it was quite a scene
then she soon explained
she wanted to give him brain
head was so good that it aged him 50 years
now he looks like mark twain
this young man’s name was rob
he wanted on his cob
they made some pretty good cornography
slobbing on his kn+b
it’s pretty clear to me
and i hope you all can see
titus gets any boy or girl
in the immediate vicinity
[chorus]
his list goes on and on
his p+n+s is the bomb
he acquires all the hoes
like his name was farmer john
when he begins to blow
it never takes too slow
it’s pretty clear to me
that titus gets all the hoes

[guitar solo]

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