max moose band - the man in the tree lyrics
[verse 1]
’round when i was very small
the man in the tree
took me on his sp-ceship
to another galaxy.
i cried that i’d miss my home,
i’d miss my family,
“you’ll never lose a second,”
he thought telepathically.
[verse 2]
i grew up on his planet
and i lived a life of ease,
along with comely females,
reproducing when i pleased,
until one day by chance
my benefactors heard me sneeze,
they though “sorry, but we cannot risk
the spread of earth disease. ”
[bridge]
i never told anyone
of the things that i have done,
but in my heart, in my soul,
i know i’ve been through a black hole.
[verse 3]
my son is only 4 years old,
he asked me recently:
“daddy, could you tell me about relativity?”
i laughed and said: “where did you hear that?
was it on t. v.? ” he said:
“ain’t you ever spoken with the man up in the tree?”
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