maxipad - adventure crime! lyrics
[intro: maxipad]
maxi, can you eat my ass? f+ck, uh
yo can someone turn that off? xet? doink?
o+okay, never mind
ayy (i love the name maxi)
[verse 1: maxipad]
they thought i was dead but that sh+t was a scandal
i sucked on her toes, put her socks on the mantle
i ate on her booty they call me a cannibal
didn’t pull out, now she look like a camel
her p+ssy is hairy i called it a wookiee
and b+tch i go hard but she call me a rookie
just like i’m [?], i take a lookie
your b+tch in my kitchen she whippin’ up cookies
you think that i’m crazy, i’m just actin’ stupid
your b+tch fell in love like my middle name’s cupid
pk fire on your ass, call me lucas
they said i can’t make but i might just do it
it’s maxi and zxgger we do the maneuver
and [?] he might just pull up on a scooter
she wanted my baby but sorry i’m neutered
she said she was pregnant but i didn’t do her
[bridge: xetonyl]
dude maxi is so f+ckin’
dude dude
it’s like, it’s like all h0m+
like he’s sick as sh+t
you know what the f+ck it is
big 14, big n+gga gang, on gang
ma— oh my god i love you maxi
ayy
[verse 2: xetonyl]
hippity hoppity, you’re not my property
i be [?] sh+t is some pottery
take my virginity, she not even into me
play that b+tch heart like it’s disney infinity
maxi’s my dad, dress him in plaid
hittin’ that b+tch while her head’s in a bag
rapin’ on maxi ’cause he lovin’ my c+ck
and he l!ck on my foreskin i’m hard like a rock
my peepee be bigger, i’m pullin’ the trigger
i’m f+ckin’ with maxi, that dude is my (n+gga)
f+ckin’ a b+tch that i don’t even know
hold up b+tch, you’re kind of slow
been eating booty hole since i was four
and i’m kissing these dudes that you know i adore
my parents so mad and they take down my door
and i’m slamming that b+tch, but that b+tch was a four
[bridge: xetonyl]
fcd 3? i, i don’t know
november, coming soon
[verse 3: lil doink]
[outro]
i love the name maxi
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