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mc captain - metal spoon (v.i.p. remix) lyrics

verse 1: the name’s mc captain
i sorta wish i had a jizz fountain!
but the cost’d total a mountain!
bull!
i wanna drop down on avi maybe it can save me
but he’s pregnant bouta have my baby
i sorta wish i was black
cuz then i could play the victim card on twitter
but instead i go by mister
im f+ing yo sista!
come and get her or she’ll be s+x’d to death
i don’t do meth, keepin’ it clean
but with all these curses it ain’t even clean!
ain’t got no email im on comcast
but im insecure so i hide behind a mask
i hot his ass with a baseball bat
f+ck it man, this sh+ts too g+y
ay, i have no wife, no money, and no honey
till i met avi and he changed my lifey
lil baby might as well be suckin’ d+ck
cuz all his bars are something my ears can’t hear
sometimes the end feels near
specially when the door starts to open
so as i dj this in my pjs
imma stick it so far it’ll get lost!
verse 2: i get away from the hustle and bustle of the city
i take off his shirt but ain’t got no pity
my verse sucks like i have buck t++th
come and here me freestyle sometime
ill be sure take away that smile!
my b+lls drop, what ever that means!
i still have some bolonga, want some?
i have writing creds on my face
thats why its filled up with lace
face!
im so g+y its like i know how to pay
this next verse’ll be fire badcat’ll have the mic
but my verse’ll get the chicks it might
but i dont want chicks
even if she got new kicks
cuz i only like guys!
bye!

verse 3 (mc badcat): i suck at versing
flip it back rehersing
most these rappers can’t even finish in first place
so i write a rhyme and then i smack em’ in the face
mc captains out here he should just disappear
cuz all his rhymes make me just wanna veer
ay, mohave avi is dry like his name
won’t take that much to sn+tch back his fame
specially when he’s in bed getting head
him and charlie got something special
something tells me he’s went way off his meds
but you aren’t special so who’d give you a medal?
you and charlie probably like ballgames?
since you always playin’ with b+lls
you two g+ys are the worst thing since wants and needs
your lyrical ability won’t help you succeed
if i had a dime for each you suck d+ck
i’d be knocked into a new tax bracket
you stick it in him like a sauce packet
so why do you slap his ass with a metal racket?
charlie from the suburbs ain’t no struggle there
so why do you rap bout hustlin’ in minnesota?
your raps ain’t fly will no one promote ya
cuz with all the delays its like you can’t hit the qouta
im looking at your raps, the bars ain’t even there
so why do you think that you can even compare?
man, you need some lyrical hotsauce
but nothing can save you, you’ve already lost
verse 4 (mc aloix): ayy mc aloix on the mic
took rappers on a hike and made out
on the remix, yeah thats the deluxe
but this whole rap game is sorta f+cked

- mc captain lyrics

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