mc chris - pop punk is dead (skit) lyrics
[secretary]mr. chandler, mr. ward’s here to see you.
[tim chandler]hey mc!
[mc chris]tim, tim chand-mc chris in the house.
[tim chandler]haha, yeah.
[mc chris]tim chandler, new pop. how are you, sir?
[tim chandler]i’m good, how are you?
[mc chris]i’m great, sir. and you?
[tim chandler]ha…ha…i’m good. listen, have a seat.
[mc chris]thank you, thank you very much. this is comfortable…
[tim chandler to secretary]thank you, princess. you can go…
[secretary]oh..okay
[tim chandler]ohhh. let me start by thanking you for a second.
[mc chris]okay…
[tim chandler]the alb-m…i got the preorders in, they look great. the alb-m sounds great.
[mc chris]thanks a lot.
[tim chandler]you look like a million bucks.
[mc chris]thank you, thank you very much.
[tim chandler]uhhhhh…
[mc chris]what-what’s the matter, mr chandler? you look like…is something the matter?
[tim chandler]you don’t know what i’m going through. it’s becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that…that pop punk is dead…
[mc chris]what!?
[tim chandler]…and hip hop is the wave of the future.
[mc chris]well…i guess it could be…i mean we don’t know for sure.
[tim chandler]these bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn’t love them and they…mmmmmmm
[mc chris]look c’mon that’s good music, mr.
[tim chandler]ugh…gimme a break.
[mc chris]mr. ch-
[tim chandler]egghead’s got a song about how hot dogs taste good…i know hot dogs taste good!
[mc chris]i know you do, sir.
[tim chandler]i eat hot dogs!
[mc chris]i know, you have some on your desk…
[tim chandler]ohhhh…dirt bike annie, sure they got a woman in the band…but she’s married!
[mc chris]but, it’s a great ban-
[tim chandler]it’s a c-ck-tease band!
[mc chris]there my, there my friends, dude.
[tim chandler]they tease my c-ck.
[mc chris]mr. chandler…
[tim chandler]listen up. you kid, you’re where it’s a cause you can actually have s-x with women for christ’s sake.
[mc chris]well…i do…
[tim chandler]that’s what i’m looking for, a man’s man.
[mc chris]yeah…yeah, that’s who i am.
[tim chandler]allllright…get the f-ck out of my office.
[mc chris]o…o…o…okay…mr. chandler…thanks for seeing me…
[tim chandler]uh huh…
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