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mc crumbsnatcher - blowin’ up my phone lyrics

[hook]
brrring!
h-llo?
brrring!
h-llo?
brrring!
h-llo?
why you blowing up my phone?
brrring!
h-llo?
brrring!
h-llo?
brrring!
h-llo?
why you blowing up my phone?

[verse 1]
v-v-v-valentine’s day, it rolled around
and i was looking for a boy to t-t-turn my d-ck brown
a little cutie with a booty that would sit and spin around
till he start making them d-d-d-dirty k-k-kind of sounds
like howling
where, oh where could that b-tch be?
with a big, old bubble b-tt that’s round and sweet!
oh, i was searching high and low through the tops of the trees
but when my f-cking phone rang, it wasn’t him that’s calling me!

[chorus]
brrring!
h-llo?
why you blowing up my phone?
i’mma call you when i need you
b-tch, leave me the f-ck alone!
brrring!
oh, god
don’t leave a message at the tone
this ain’t 1983, b-tch
come on and text a hoe!
brrring!
f-ck!
it’s the third call in a row
you keep trying to say i do, but it’d be better if you don’t!
brrring!
h-ll nah!
i ain’t your man, i ain’t your bro!
i’mma pump it and dump it
i’ll bust a nut, and then go home
(operator: please leave your message after the tone)
-beep-

[verse 2]
leave me alone, b-tch!
do you hear what i say?
why the f-ck you wanna talk when i don’t like you anyway?
i’m like, “block, stop, chop!”
you’ll never be my bae!
this is n-n-not okay!
you don’t even have sh-t to say
and p.s.,
roses are red and your mama drinks pepsi
i ain’t important now ’cause your -ss got hep-c
to make this all worse, you ain’t even got “man-ey!”
now, let me call my sugar daddy
girl, quit calling me!

[bridge]
twelve dozen roses all in a row
laid out on silk for twelve dozen hoes
twelve dozen -sses
twelve dozen holes
twelve dozen c-m stains on your finest of clothes
until my -ss wakes up from the wettest dream
to your b-tch–ss name on my broken screen
you’re doing more than the most
you’re making me wanna scream
oh, i don’t want to be mean, but this is getting obscene!

- mc crumbsnatcher lyrics

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