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mc crumbsnatcher - buy me a drink (and then leave) lyrics

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[intro]
buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then …
(leave)

[verse 1]
“hey, little boy
can i buy you a drink?”
i puke in my mouth
’cause your breath f+ckin’ stinks

i swallow it down
and i act all polite
’cause i need to be drunk
just to be here tonight

i’m like, “’kay, daddy
you can buy me one
i’ll take a ginger ale
with lotsa rum”
you can pay for it
but then—ummm
get the f+ck away from me
’cause you ain’t never gettin’ none
ugh!

[pre+chorus]
(buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch)
(buy me a drink and then leave)

[chorus]
buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then …
(leave)
buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then …
(leave)

[verse 2]
why the f+ck are you still talkin’?
ain’t n0body here gonna give you d+ck
lookin’ like a d+mn morlock: dank and wet
if your name ain’t bubblegum then i ain’t blowin’ sh+t

b+tch, take a hint
i ain’t interested
i heard all about you
from around the scene
you ain’t never gonna ever
put a ring on it
i let you buy me a drink
and now i’ll letcha leave

the only ring you’ll ever see
is the dirt ring in your bathtub
you filthy motherf+cker!
get away from me!

[chorus]
buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(hey!)

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then …
(leave)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then …
(leave)

[bridge]
leave!
leave

girl, you already bottomed for half this club
i know at least thirty guys
that have been inside you

i ain’t tryna sl+t+shame
but let’s be real
everybody on grindr
knows it’s true

your b+tthole’s so large
people use it to hide
if anne frank knew about you
then she wouldn’t have died
(your sh+t is deep and wide)

you know it’s hollow and round
you sit your ass on a barstool
and slide to the ground
some people call it profound
but i would call it prolapsed

try to rap into your ass
but it would echo on back
you make believe it’s a snack
more like a f+ckin’ black hole
come on, buy the drink, b+tch
then go the f+ck home
(ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)

[coda]
buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)
ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then …
(leave)

credit card or cash, even ebt
i don’t care how you buy it
just buy it for me

money order or check
don’t forget the tip, please
and the most important thing:
when you’re done
(leave)

buy me a drink and then leave, b+tch
buy me a drink and then leave
(leave!)

ain’t n0body wants your jizz on their sleeve
buy me a drink and then …
leave

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