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mc crumbsnatcher - homosexual werewolf lyrics

[chorus]
am i a twink? (nah)
am i a bear? (nah)
am i an otter? (nah)
but b+tch, i’m covered in hair!
am i a drag queen? (nah)
am i a jock? (maybe…)
or am i just a h0m+s+xual werewolf?

[verse 1]
honey!
what the f+ck is going on?
the full moon came out and i got hair on my arms!
i know that some guys like that
but listen, b+tch!
i got a red+ass rocket where i used to have a d+ck
last week, i met this dude online
he was a little too rough but so f+cking fine
he started nibbling my neck
and then moved down to my chest
he took a big+ass bite, and you can guess the rest
i mean, i’m on prep, right?
so i thought i was safe
i didn’t think a wolf virus would get into my veins
but every 28 days, when the moon is at its peak
i throw some glitter in my fur and go out to eat!
[chorus]
am i a twink? (nah)
am i a bear? (nah)
am i an otter? (nah)
but b+tch, i’m covered in hair!
am i a drag queen? (nah)
am i a jock? (maybe…)
or am i just a h0m+s+xual werewolf?
just a h0m+s+xual werewolf (2x)

[verse 2]
all out of nail polish, girl
‘cause i’m painting my claws
i need a fresh+ass mani before i disembowel y’all
i’m showing up at your house
and you be like, “trick or treat…?”
and i say, “gimme both, daddy, ‘cause this b+tch is in heat!”
you’re shooting silver bullets at me
and i’m like, “why the hate?”
i got a bullet for you, too, but this one shakes your prostate
so stop being all scared and bend over please
because it’s always doggy+style when you’re f+cking with me!

[chorus]
am i a twink? (nah)
am i a bear? (nah)
am i an otter? (nah)
but b+tch, i’m covered in hair!
am i a drag queen? (nah)
am i a jock? (maybe…)
or am i just a h0m+s+xual werewolf?
just a h0m+s+xual werewolf (2x)
[verse 3]
ew!
i got some blood in my fur!
pass me the doggy shampoo
‘cause b+tch, this ain’t gonna work
i got a date tonight and he’s a furry
so long as we leave the costumes on, that b+tch ain’t never gotta know
i put reminders in my phone not to k!ll this one
‘cause he’s my once a month hump
oh, and he’s got that good dong
and he be like, “good puppy”
and he always say please
but i might k!ll him anyway because his dog gave me fleas!
so i put on my flea collar
and i try to relax
i go to bear night at the g+y bar
and i hide in the back
i take a sip out of my drink
but someone laced it with g
ok, someone’s gonna die and ain’t gonna be me!

[chorus]
am i a twink? (nah)
am i a bear? (nah)
am i an otter? (nah)
but b+tch, i’m covered in hair!
am i a drag queen? (nah)
am i a jock? (maybe…)
or am i just a h0m+s+xual werewolf?
just a h0m+s+xual werewolf (2x)
[bridge]
i’m blasting carly rae jepsen as i tear out your heart
i dye a rainbow in my fur before i rip you apart
oh, i be like, “hi, g+y”
before i’m sticking it in
and once i get my rocks off, i tear you limb from limb
oh, yeah, i’ll take you out to dinner
but the dinner is you
i scatter pieces of your body ‘neath the light of the moon
so baby, watch your ass at night
you know i’m coming, boo!
if you hear “yass, mama!”
and then you hear “awoo!”

[chorus]
am i a twink? (nah)
am i a bear? (nah)
am i an otter? (nah)
but b+tch, i’m covered in hair!
am i a drag queen? (nah)
am i a jock? (maybe…)
or am i just a h0m+s+xual werewolf?
[2x]
just a h0m+s+xual werewolf (2x)

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