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mc crumbsnatcher - i wanna get all snuggly on your bullshit lyrics

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[verse 1]
i wanna get all snuggly on your bullsh-t
touching on your d-ck tip
with my lips, pressed to lips
i’m gonna take you on a cruise on this love ship
get real f-cking romantic
look in your b-tt and stop to spit

i will buy you a dozen roses ’cause i know that you’ll swoon
i’ll hide them deep inside my -ss crack and i’ll pull them out for you
i’ll look you right into your eyes and say i love you true
because you always let me put my f-cking d-ck in you

and then under the moonlight
we can take a stroll or somethin’
and i’ll call you my sweetie pie, my little love m-ffin
i’ll whisper in your ear about a dozen sweet nothings like, “hey, shut your f-cking mouth and let’s commence stuffing”

i know you wanna take me home because most boys do
you’ll introduce me to your parents like we’ll marry soon
i’ll humor you just for a second
then go to the bathroom
and then i’ll come back with your brother’s c-m dripping off my tooth

and you’ll forgive ’cause our love will stand the test of time
because my b-n-rs always achin’ for your fat behind
and i will take you on a date until you’re wined and dined
and you’ll forget it ever happened when i’m twelve inches inside

or we can snuggle on my futon, watch a movie
you know i’ll see whatever it is that you want to see
and you know, baby, i’ll be there for all eternity
because it’s what’s inside of you that i love
which is me!

[chorus]
i wanna know you like me now
boy
i wanna know you love me now
boy
i can feel you touching me, but i’m not sure if you’re feeling me
and i wanna win you over now
boy
i gotta make a plan, i guess
boy
so if i wanna get with you
here’s the things that i am gonna do…

[verse 2]
i might not be from india, but i’ll charm your snake
your serpent’s rising out your pants to say h-llo to me
but i will kiss you gently first and i’ll even brush my t–th to cleanse my pallet ’cause i’ve been suckling d-cks all f-cking day
and when i show up at your house i’ll be like, “will you be my valentine?”

i look up at your face with my big and loving puppy-eyes
i’ll woo you with my words until your jaw drops and you’re paralyzed

and use that opportunity to slide my meat inside
oh, because baby, you’re so beautiful
i think that you’re the one
you know i’ll press that spot under your b-lls when you’re about to c-m
i’ll even keep f-cking after i shoot to make sure you’re done

just to prove to you i’m serious and, baby, this is love
i’ll toss your salad like a million times ’cause i’m a vegetarian
then i’ll snack up on your sausage ’cause you’re my exception
i want you to be healthy, so i’ll use some contraception
girl, [?] under my bed to add it to my collection

i am mister lover-lover, oh, but you can call me superman
’cause my man of steel is flying right into your promise land
my super-duper power is locating your parotid gland
thumping it so hard that you’ll never walk the same again

but, baby, that would be okay because you know i love you anyway
i’ll give you back m-ssages and i’ll tell you all the sweetest things
and we can skip the marriage and get straight into honeymooning
i’m a true romantic as you can probably see!

[chorus]
i wanna know you like me now
boy
i wanna know you love me now
boy
i can feel you touching me
but i’m not sure if you’re feeling me

and i wanna win you over now
boy
i gotta make a plan, i guess
boy
so if i wanna get with you
here’s the things that i am gonna do
oh

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