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mc crumbsnatcher - irritated lyrics

[verse 1]
a pizza slice in one and my d-ck in the other
and if i like to f-ck b-tches, i’ll be f-cking your mother
and if i’m looking for your -ss, oh, i just look in the gutter
and then i smear you with b-tter until we’re d-cking each other
oh because baby, i’ll be the sweetest thing that you’ve ever seen
i’ve even got ha-la-la-lesbians just fl!cking the bean
like, they are pining for my pickle
uh
“yaramin”
like, they just wanna take my twinkie and suck out all the cream
i got you popping like an addict
popping bottles in my attic
you’ll be calling me bipolar ‘cause i’m f-cking you all manic
i’ll be busting nuts up in your -ss; i’ll shoot it like a gun
like the little drummer boy: rum-pum-rum-pum-pum-pum
you could diss me baby, but i don’t think you should bother
all my fingers are my middle ones, and i’m f-cking your father
and your p-n-s is the people, step up, mine is like cabala
i say, “people call me crumby, but you can call me allah”
‘cause i’ll be the greatest thing you’ll ever experience
i’ll make a vast difference with my vas deferens
you’ll ask me on date and i’ll say, “i don’t know..”
or “it depends”
behind my back, i’m eeny meeny mo-ing ‘em because

[chorus]
i am the greatest thing around (elevated)
i can chew you up and spit you out (masticated)
better get my name up out your mouth (playa hate it)
you got me feeling like your -ssh0l- now (uh-uh-uh-irritated)
x2

[verse 2]
c to the r-u-m-b-s-
n-a-t-c-h-e-r, yes!
and when you say it out loud it sounds like s-x
and if you say it three times you’ve got yourself a hex!
i’m more like a love potion
a full-throttle motion
a s-m-n super-soaking like the ocean
i got the d-ck, you got the lotion
i’ve got you choking on my trojan
i am the greatest thing on earth
i’ve got you silly b-tches looking like afterbirth
i’ve got republicans saying, “did he just curse?
oh, lady gaga was bad, but this is worse”
and i’m like, “you don’t f-cking talk, nah, nah
unless you wanna get your motherf-cking face hit up
unless you wanna get your motherf-cking cake split up
unless you wanna see me catch up, i can kiss your son because”

[verse 3]
and i am a man-eater
a certified b-tt-beater
i can make you moan until you sound just like a cheerleader
i can turn you on and get you hot just like a radiator
i can take your coin just like a motherf-cking parking meter
and if you’re feeling lone-ly
you can get out my bone!
don’t hesitate; you know what to do
‘cause guaranteed i will be f-cking you
because

- mc crumbsnatcher lyrics

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