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mc dirtbag - my life in da hood lyrics

i wake up erry morning
here at ma crib
make some breakfast
don’t need no bib
i have a shower
hot water ‘cause i got power
get dressed in ma swag
i don’t wear no rag
i walk down the street
to ma punk–ss work
maybeh been promoted
to a b-tchin–ss clerk
on my lunch break
i eat a bag of chips
and go for a walk
i’m sore in the hips
after that go back to work
which is pretty awesome
i love my job
and i love ya honey blossom
afterwords
i decide-to-ride-the bus
because i cut my foot
walk-ing would cause pus
i get off the bus
help my neighbour
with her groceries
i mean she
doesn’t want to drop
them berries
i open mah door
use my key
i get inside, and
watch tee-vee
i go outside and
mow my lawn
all the long gr-ss is gone!
i call my mum, and ask for wiper fluid
she says: “fuck off you motherfucking druid”
i decide to use my new car
its from ninety-eight
all of you wiggas
stop your hate
i call my friends
and the aussie calls me “mate”
i have lots of riches
and get all the witches
i roll up to my house
in my lambo gallardo
and walk downtown
to the local wells fargo
i’m an investor, dr berkowitz and son
and i stay inside all day so i don’t get enough sun
i hate my friend david ‘cause he’s a communist duck
and i’m still mad at joe ‘cause he broke my air duct
i’m an audiophile and i spend all my money
on psbs and matching couch covers, honey
i like my friend dirtbag, he’s pretty funny
now here he is, listen, he’s pretty funny
then we go to dinner, i ask for a fish
the waitress says: “would you like that with a side dish?”
my friends are all so nice
they pay my share of the bill
i’m happy to be living in rouge hill
i hope y’all enjoyed this jam
i can’t wait to go home and eat some ham

- mc dirtbag lyrics

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