mc frontalot - the tribulations of muffy and percival lyrics
m-ffy: sara benincasa » percival: mcf » narrator: bob moseley » keyboards: gm7
[bob moseley]
m-ffy and percival build a home
[sara benincasa]
the contractor called again. he said the reclaimed redwood is going to be more expensive
[mc frontalot]
well, that’s ridiculous. why won’t he email me a quote?
[sara]
he says to call him with a fax number
[front]
did you tell him we got rid of the fax line last month?
[sara]
it was a voice mail
[front]
i thought it was like a boutiquey thing that he didn’t have a website
[sara]
god! sometimes i just want to k!ll myself
[bob]
m-ffy and percival prepare a meal
[sara]
put the kevlar glove on! you’re going to cripple yourself
[front]
i broke the sh-ll again
[sara]
just go slowly
[front]
i don’t see why your juicer can handle 32 kinds of vegetables but there’s no machine for shucking
[sara]
you’ve never understood food
[bob]
m-ffy and percival throw a party
[front]
evite is down
[sara]
what?!
[front]
it’s down, it won’t load
[sara]
what? what? what? what?
[front]
it’s ok. it’s going to be ok
[sara]
[unintelligble]
m-ffy. m-ffy. i understand it’s not ok now, but it will soon
[sara]
i can’t see. i can’t… what are we going to do?
[front]
i suppose we could dm everybody one by one
[sara]
yeah. or, i think there’s a flock of carrier pigeons in the… [laughter]
[bob]
m-ffy and percival have their flight canceled
[front]
it says there is another one at 6:30
[sara]
into jfk at what? midnight?
[front]
oh god, it’s probably going to be just terrible in the taxi line
[sara]
well, you’ll call a service. we don’t live in freakin’ bangladesh
[bob]
m-ffy and percival visit the third world
[sara]
oh, we’re not going there
[front]
the 4g coverage is atrocious
[sara]
where?
[front]
the third world, darling
[sara]
ugh, no, i don’t think so. i won’t even go to cleveland
[front]
also terrible 4g coverage
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