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mc gaming ftw - honeydew vs herobrine lyrics

(explosions, yelling, laughter)
epic rap battles of minecraft!
honeydew
vs
lewis? is that you, lewis?
herobrine
begin

[verse 1:honeydew]
herobrine, we need a re-match
we both left the last battle without even a little scratch
my dwarven instinct said i had to come back
to squah this little -ss-l!cking herobrine b-llsack
come on little girl, with your low–ss voice
i can only lose this battle, if i really have no choice
come get some of my /give 46
i’m gonna kick your -ss with a few little sticks
you don’t even exist, notch just removed your -ss
i bet you failed at your first time in cl-ss
don’t try to scare me
you can’t scare anyone
you’re a myth
you should just leave, come on

[verse 2; herobrine]
muhahahahahaha
i will eat your face for dinner
you can call me off on this one
because i will always be the winner
only god can help your -ss
in such a horrible situation
you’re too fat to be one of his master creations
you can’t be a hero
because i’m going to beat your -ss
i’m the father of hiphop, and the master of minecraft
stop trying to slay me, my fire will burn your rhymes
my eyes will blow your reputation
and with that your mines

[verse 3: honeydew]
i’m a dwarf, and i’m digging a hole
my dope british rhymes are getting out of control
with lewis and a culier, i’m going to save the world
i’m going to get this cave system completely whirled
your white eyes and ripped apart shirt are just weak
this awesome sword
is going to go right through your cheeks
so herobrine
have you got any last rhymes
before i end your life
and give minecraft good times!
[verse 4: herobrine]
you end my life? well, i think not
i’ll freeze you and slay fumblemore
you british tw-t
i suppose this is mine
the victory you’re trying to gain
you’re so foolish, it’s up to me to obtain
stupid little simon, don’t try to scare my brains
you have no idea what you’re battling
what the h-ll i contain
my blood is pure obsidian
my heart is bedrock
your sister hannah will probably love my master c-ck
i’ll melt all your snow, ypu christmas freak
i’d be backing up, if you don’t want your baby photos leaked
the games you guys are playing
it’s all just sh-t
dota 3 beta?
completely f-cking bullsh-t
santa simon?
ha, that’s just too pathetic
all your little subscribers are now probably epileptic
you revealed them the truth
which should have been kept a secret
you little dwarf b-tch
or should i just say midget

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of minecraft!

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