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mc gaming ftw - tobuscus vs sly fox lyrics

epic rap battles of minecraft
sly fox
versus
tobuscus
begin!

[verse 1: tobusus]
audience wh-
why are you looking at that ugly guy?
aw come on, you?
you are not sly!
i’ll trigger my tobuscus on your face
you b-tch
this rap of epicosity is going to own you, you little snitch!
my audience is bigger than your tiny “homie gang”
you’re even stealing my sounds, you’re mexican
dang!
stop pretending you’re popular
people love my gaming style
you’re too experienced
too childish
and always d-mn high

[verse 2: sly fox]
relax homie!
take this helmet and join the rest
until now
you’re failing the minecraft knowledge test
i don’t care if i’m mexican
i have a real job
the only thing you do for money is watching stupid video cr-p
it’s bl–dy “homie friday,”
you can’t even punch a tree down!
you’re a late adolescent
who likes to act like a clown
ac revelations has lost its good name by you
just eat nugget in a biscuit and go pee in a shoe!

[verse 3: tobuscus]
when we left off, i was squashing this mexican hanc-ck
i’m sorry, foxy friend
but you’re about to feel rock
epic fail for this silly rapper
and for me a bottle of dr. pepper
transition of darkness, then redness, then ugliness
stop trying to win because my name is tobuscus
a party for me and my muscled neck
after this your reputation will be a total wreck
pardon me, fox
but your quotes are just silly
when i do my commentaries i am happier than billy
ubisoft claims my stuff
i make a sh-tload of cash
your super mario homie cr-p belongs right in the trash

[verse 4: sly fox]
i’m sorry, little toby
my rhymes are just like dubstep
you should dance, dance, dance to my epic rap
you’re a little bunny
and i am the snake
i’ll squash you till you can no longer eat any cake
the music that i make is actually original
using other people’s songs is for us not even optional
when i listen to your trailers
i feel like every moment i could die
people dying because of my music
i don’t think they’d even try
the amount of times you’re failing
i’ve never even seen
the day that i fail at gaming has never ever been
you think that you can own me
but you certainly can’t
i’ll send my doggy puppy nurse and then we’ll see who wins

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of minecraft

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