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mc hammersmith - i'm going on tour - mic drop monday no.3 lyrics

[verse 1: mc hammersmith]

i’m going on tour, i’m going on tour
in march and in april 2024
across the uk with my lyrical vernacular
an improvised hip hop comedy spectacular
i’ll be performing near the spires of oxford
and also going to the lowry salford
i’ll be going all over with rhymes and energy
but one place i’m not going to is therapy
big london show ’cause i’m official
newcastle, and also bristol
i’ll see you there at the glasgow stand
but i won’t see a therapist ’cause i’m a man
brighton, blackpool, also edinburgh
stockton, sheffield, don’t forget leicester
i’ll visit leeds ’cause the people are incredible
but i refuse to visit a mental health professional
dad never did it his generation’s fine
in liverpool and aberdeen we’ll have a great time
i can go to cardiff ’cause the lols will be shared
but i can’t go to sleep .’cause i’m constantly scared
but i’m strong and brave because i’m a dude
hull comedy lounge does excellent food
the cambridge junction will be fun to play
i have multiple panic attacks every day
i won’t listen to the screaming inside of my head
i will bottle it up ’til the day that i’m dead
i need to make sure my behaviour conforms
to societal and hegemonic masculine norms
i have to man up, be entirely speechless
feeling any feeling is a sign of weakness
a man doesn’t cry, a man i will be
and i’ll also be going to the birmingham glee

- mc hammersmith lyrics

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